Feeling Lucky?

*feels unsafe in ASL*

*feels unsafe in ASL*
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
Itches love scratches.
Itches love scratches.
Tactical kitten.
Tactical kitten.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
Marijuana is natural.
Marijuana is natural.
How Facebook works.
How Facebook works.
Cat logic.
Cat logic.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Every time.
Every time.
He went those ways!
He went those ways!
How I feel about snoring.
How I feel about snoring.
Dear girls who take pictures in slutty clothing & glasses.
Dear girls who take pictures in slutty clothing & glasses.
Whenever I lose my phone.
Whenever I lose my phone.
I hate taking walks with you.
I hate taking walks with you.
The pug life.
The pug life.
No+one+woluld+ever+have+to+go+hungry
No one woluld ever have to go hungry
I%26%238217%3Bm+Good+With+Numbers%2C+Not+Words
I’m Good With Numbers, Not Words
Practice+flight
Practice flight
Some+men%26%238230%3B
Some men…
Join the conversation
Just+a+thought
Just a thought
Just+a+friendly+reminder+for+Movember
Just a friendly reminder for Movember
Going+to+hell
Going to hell
Too+bad+my+computer%26%238217%3Bs+too+wimpy+to+play+fallout+4.
Too bad my computer’s too wimpy to play fallout 4.
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+ready+for+a+baby
I think I’m ready for a baby
Were+You+The+First%2C+Middle+Or+Last+Born%3F
Were You The First, Middle Or Last Born?
Even+in+my+sleep+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+slob.
Even in my sleep I’m a slob.
If+Batman+Had+Family+Car+Stickers
If Batman Had Family Car Stickers