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Pucker up, bitches.

Pucker up, bitches.
‘I have whiplash from US politics’ – Everyone, probably
‘I have whiplash from US politics’ – Everyone, probably
When David Attenborough attacks.
When David Attenborough attacks.
German police efficiency.
German police efficiency.
…most of all, she wild.
…most of all, she wild.
Currently chasing my trash can
Currently chasing my trash can
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
PSA: The dangers of tattoos
PSA: The dangers of tattoos
Russian guards protect Donald’s star on the walk of fame.
Russian guards protect Donald’s star on the walk of fame.
Non controversial Fox News
Non controversial Fox News
The power of flex tape
The power of flex tape
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
They come for my blood, and stay for my collection
They come for my blood, and stay for my collection
Alas, Babylon.
Alas, Babylon.
Getting a head start on my New Year’s resolution to meal prep more.
Getting a head start on my New Year’s resolution to meal prep more.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Join the conversation
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.