Pucker up, bitches.

Pucker up, bitches.

Me on the weekends

Me on the weekends

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

Forgetting to charge your arm

Forgetting to charge your arm

Americans are crazy observant

Americans are crazy observant

I got this.

My fries!

Watering the garden.

Watering the garden.

At least I can grow a great beard

At least I can grow a great beard

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

Jesus, please take the wheel!!

So, what’s your real name?

So, what’s your real name?

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

I’ve seen human parents less enthused about their newborns.

back in my day…

back in my day…

How do I unsee this?

How do I unsee this?

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.