Enjoy the maize.

Enjoy the maize.

it fits the doggo

it fits the doggo

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

I don’t need it on the 18th

I don’t need it on the 18th

Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?

Out of the ground they rose. What was your dumbest belief?

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

a real picatsso

a real picatsso

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i scream, you scream, we all scream

i scream, you scream, we all scream

facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you

facebook moms don’t always know what’s best for you

no punishment should be this cruel

no punishment should be this cruel

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

always choose the clementine

always choose the clementine

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