so inspirational

The warmest fits.

The smallest butt she has ever sniffed.

Never get a break 😔

Prepping for boop off.

I AM NOT A CROOK

We didn’t deserve you.

Tame the baby fever!

Christmas tips

Healthcare tips.

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water

🎶Matchmaker, Matchmaker🎶

Possibly the most Canadian tweet.

Nationalize the internet

A fair description of anxiety.

The life and death of a jelly doughnut.