Nina Simone, Goddam.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Stop Talking.

Summer in England.

Ma, I’m gay.

Bald guys are hot

Everything lime green is evil.

Look at my drawing, dad!

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

ALL the bubble wrap!

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

I’m good in bed.

Playing video games after a 17 year hiatus.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

Happy to talk.