The Air Force should screen people better…

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

This is a win win, win situation.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

To cucumber is to human.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

I would read this book.

Well, it was worth a try.

This sums up the problem nicely.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.