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tasting like (a) chicken

planted evidence
planted evidence
put the gag in gaggle
put the gag in gaggle
but they speak american???
but they speak american???
sorry to spring this on you
sorry to spring this on you
hip with it
hip with it
a haunting dad joke
a haunting dad joke
i’m a fan of it
i’m a fan of it
why?
why?
follow me for more adulting hacks!
follow me for more adulting hacks!
kids being kids
kids being kids
it could be worse, it could be blade 3
it could be worse, it could be blade 3
it’s been trained well
it’s been trained well
workin’ be shirkin’
workin’ be shirkin’
(cheese)stick it to the man
(cheese)stick it to the man
naturally this couldn’t go disastrously…
naturally this couldn’t go disastrously…
Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day+can+be+just+OK%2C+too.
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
The+mother+he+kneaded.
The mother he kneaded.
Johnny+Cash+singing+to+the+first+homeless+Muppet%2C+circa+1977
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
Keanu+brought+his+Mom+to+the+Oscars%2C+allegedly.
Keanu brought his Mom to the Oscars, allegedly.
Join the conversation
%2Apays+more+into+SS%2A
*pays more into SS*
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+whales%26%238230%3B
And that’s just the problem with whales…
She%26%238217%3Bs+proud+of+her+sign.
She’s proud of her sign.
She%26%238217%3Bs+a+strong%2C+independent+bitch+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+no+good+boy.
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.
It%26%238217%3Bs+an+American+tradition%21
It’s an American tradition!
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+cosplay%26%238230%3B
Now that’s what I call cosplay…
Dwight+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Dwight you ignorant slut…
Goose+Chucking%C3%A2%E2%80%9E%C2%A2
Goose Chuckingâ„¢