Feeling Lucky?

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

my precious
my precious
an obituary written by a bot
an obituary written by a bot
it’s worth millions
it’s worth millions
he asked, though
he asked, though
so romantic
so romantic
jesus comes in several varieties
jesus comes in several varieties
it’s fine. everything is fine
it’s fine. everything is fine
this is not right
this is not right
totes adorbs murder
totes adorbs murder
the galaxy frog is one of the most beautiful animals i’ve ever seen
the galaxy frog is one of the most beautiful animals i’ve ever seen
looks photoshopped to me
looks photoshopped to me
i relate to this so much
i relate to this so much
can never be too safe
can never be too safe
found it
found it
someone wants to be an only child
someone wants to be an only child
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.