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the more you drink, the more political you get

If you’re afraid of spiders…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
One of these days…
One of these days…
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
Conversations with the police.
Conversations with the police.
Childhood.
Childhood.
Summer in Colorado.
Summer in Colorado.
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
Kisses on the lips…
Kisses on the lips…
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
Yo Tim! Wassup!
Yo Tim! Wassup!
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Public+service+announcement.
Public service announcement.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Obviously.
Obviously.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Join the conversation
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+deny+it.
Don’t deny it.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.