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and now I can’t look to my left
and now I can’t look to my left
it’s not too late
it’s not too late
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
i ride it on the parade route
i ride it on the parade route
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
per my last shot
per my last shot
modern problem solving
modern problem solving
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
brain is broken
brain is broken
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Join the conversation
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment