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there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
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let ’em rip
let ’em rip
embrace town criers
embrace town criers
change can be a good thing
change can be a good thing
Punishment can wait
Punishment can wait
how the santa tracker began
how the santa tracker began
medium rare cookie
medium rare cookie
there’s a reason charlotte is still single
there’s a reason charlotte is still single
watch your back, jimmy
watch your back, jimmy
air bud steals your crush
air bud steals your crush
stares not elevators
stares not elevators
dirty street names
dirty street names
rival dads
rival dads
hacker cat
hacker cat
shakespeare meets kesha
shakespeare meets kesha
hot potato
hot potato
Crystals+the+size+of+telephone+poles+and+weighing+over+50+tons.
Crystals the size of telephone poles and weighing over 50 tons.
Words.
Words.
Dear+God%26%238230%3B
Dear God…
Served+chilled%2C+best.
Served chilled, best.
Join the conversation
Gorilla+at+Miami+zoo+uses+sign+language+to+tell+someone+that+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+allowed+to+be+fed+by+visitors.
Gorilla at Miami zoo uses sign language to tell someone that he’s not allowed to be fed by visitors.
%2Abills+insurance%2A
*bills insurance*
Moisturize+me%2C+Jogn%26%238230%3B
Moisturize me, Jogn…
WILL+HE+CHOP+IT%3F%21
WILL HE CHOP IT?!
Gotta+bet+big+to+win+big%26%238230%3B+Market+crash+circa+1929.
Gotta bet big to win big… Market crash circa 1929.
Build+each+other+up%2C+consistently.
Build each other up, consistently.
True+today%2C+yesterday%2C+and+tomorrow.
True today, yesterday, and tomorrow.
You+can+get+it%2C+Margo.
You can get it, Margo.
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