Feeling Lucky?

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

tweet about having 45 second between making an omelet and having it turn into scrambled eggs
ya think? lol
ya think? lol
the sound of childhood
the sound of childhood
don’t forget the ranch this time
don’t forget the ranch this time
spacious with room to grow
spacious with room to grow
anxious with alcohol
anxious with alcohol
it’s the depression
it’s the depression
i’d still take dry heat over humidity anyday
i’d still take dry heat over humidity anyday
do you work here?
do you work here?
only if rent stays reasonable
only if rent stays reasonable
just coming in for a snack
just coming in for a snack
dawwwww
dawwwww
sweet dream, kitty prince!
sweet dream, kitty prince!
one cat is never enough
one cat is never enough
sure, why not?
sure, why not?
you know why?
you know why?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?