Equity.

goblins don’t watch netflix

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

qr codes will never run out

with this move, the war for the thermostat in the house came to a quick end

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

the coolest dog at the bar