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DAAaaad, Auntie Alice is here!

DAAaaad, Auntie Alice is here!
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Do want.
Do want.
Stupid heart…
Stupid heart…
Particles faster than the speed of light?
Particles faster than the speed of light?
Don’t.
Don’t.
Twitler.
Twitler.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Accurate.
Accurate.
Every night.
Every night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Fact:
Fact:
Survive a new year.
Survive a new year.
Cookies are required to operate.
Cookies are required to operate.
How to get a hot date.
How to get a hot date.
At the barbershop.
At the barbershop.
we+all+know+why+we+have+gathered+here+today
we all know why we have gathered here today
I+hate+how+much+this+step+ladder+joke+made+me+laugh
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
of+all+the+open+seats+on+the+busses+in+the+world%2C+you+had+to+sit+in+the+one+directly+next+to+me%26%238230%3B
of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…
but+no+matter+how+much+he+tries+not+to%2C+he+does+eventually+talk+about+crossfit
but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit
Join the conversation
just+walk+on+them.+the+pavement+is+lava%2C+if+you+step+on+it+you+die
just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die
the+murderer+is+one+of+the+people+on+this+train+%2Atwirls+mustache%2A
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
the+flux+capacitor+can+only+handle+so+much
the flux capacitor can only handle so much
the+law+of+giants
the law of giants
turning+on+the+lights+is+not+an+option
turning on the lights is not an option
i+am+not+the+old+white+man+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for
i am not the old white man you’re looking for
the+makers+of+oreos+have+no+chill
the makers of oreos have no chill
planking+isn%26%238217%3Bt+for+everybody
planking isn’t for everybody
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