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I am at full capacity, sorry.
I am at full capacity, sorry.
Storytime
Storytime
Chocolate lasagna.
Chocolate lasagna.
How to build a cat.
How to build a cat.
This guy is wearing a 4 Kilo pure gold shirt.
This guy is wearing a 4 Kilo pure gold shirt.
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM SICK.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I AM SICK.
Well said Mr. Bond
Well said Mr. Bond
Camels are nuts.
Camels are nuts.
This is my morning…
This is my morning…
This gemstone looks like a deconstructed chocolate bar.
This gemstone looks like a deconstructed chocolate bar.
I farted a unicorn once.
I farted a unicorn once.
Playing CoD with an Iraqi immigrant
Playing CoD with an Iraqi immigrant
Beware, tiny white bat.
Beware, tiny white bat.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson posted this picture Seth MacFarlane drew for him.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson posted this picture Seth MacFarlane drew for him.
Lorde%2C+give+me+a+sign%26%238230%3B
Lorde, give me a sign…
DOGE+%26%238211%3B+Directed+by+Michael+Benjamin+Bay
DOGE – Directed by Michael Benjamin Bay
Igloo+igloo+has+a+nice+ring+to+it.
Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+clarify+this+butter%26%238230%3B
Let’s clarify this butter…
Join the conversation
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
The+Barnacle+Collector
The Barnacle Collector
Not+bad+for+NYC%2C+actually.
Not bad for NYC, actually.
Dogs+are+cooler+than+kids%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Amen+and+awomen.
Amen and awomen.
Politicians+fear+such+a+thing.
Politicians fear such a thing.