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…And the Holy Father continued to preach.
…And the Holy Father continued to preach.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
The marketing Gods have dressed you.
The Native American.
The Native American.
Best execution.
Best execution.
I c e c o l d
I c e c o l d
Never turn your back on Windows…
Never turn your back on Windows…
These sailors know what they’re doing.
These sailors know what they’re doing.
Do you even vape?
Do you even vape?
A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman
A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman
The good ol’ days.
The good ol’ days.
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
I miss him too… but he ded and I’m alive so let’s zoooooom!
FYI, Aliens.
FYI, Aliens.
Take it back, Siri…
Take it back, Siri…
How to be funny in a job interview
How to be funny in a job interview
Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.
Got a reeeeaaaaalll smooth transmission.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Join the conversation
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Words
Words
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Dear+God
Dear God
Rockets+to+scale
Rockets to scale