Feeling Lucky?

When you wanted broccoli but life is currently carrot.

When you wanted broccoli but life is currently carrot.
This isn’t even my final form
This isn’t even my final form
*snarl*
*snarl*
Hey Mr. Pine tree!
Hey Mr. Pine tree!
Leave Britney alone!
Leave Britney alone!
Are you cold?
Are you cold?
When was the last time you had a carrot?
When was the last time you had a carrot?
Pertinent advice, no matter the color of your skin
Pertinent advice, no matter the color of your skin
Thank goodness you’re home
Thank goodness you’re home
A Bad Lip Reading of Catching Fire
A Bad Lip Reading of Catching Fire
ALL THE POKE!
ALL THE POKE!
Still fighting with the wife?
Still fighting with the wife?
Nina has 18 snickers…
Nina has 18 snickers…
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
Harry Freaking Potter
Harry Freaking Potter
….but Einstein said
….but Einstein said
Amy%2C+your+mother+is+calling%26%238230%3B
Amy, your mother is calling…
He+had+a+thing+for+cankles%26%238230%3B
He had a thing for cankles…
Please%2C+sir%26%238230%3B+some+high+quality+H20%3F
Please, sir… some high quality H20?
Joke+books+from+the+c.+1940%26%238217%3Bs+had+a+certain+vibe+about+them%26%238230%3B
Joke books from the c. 1940’s had a certain vibe about them…
Join the conversation
I+still+think+about+you+sometimes%2C+Pluto.
I still think about you sometimes, Pluto.
Are+your+eggs+still+fresh%3F
Are your eggs still fresh?
Spot+on%2C+mate%21
Spot on, mate!
U.S.+Flag+but+each+star+is+scaled+proportionally+to+their+state%26%238217%3Bs+population+and+geographic+location+%28roughly%29.
U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and geographic location (roughly).
Wholesome+croc+experience.
Wholesome croc experience.
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Twitter+for+every+thing%26%238230%3B
There’s a Twitter for every thing…
Let+them+may+may.
Let them may may.
Please+gran%2C+may+I+have+some+more%26%238230%3B%3F
Please gran, may I have some more…?