Feeling Lucky?

toddlers are just drunk octopi

there has to be a limit to what you can do
there has to be a limit to what you can do
especially now
especially now
when things online finally go right
when things online finally go right
don’t worry about it
don’t worry about it
nice
nice
spot the difference
spot the difference
back on it
back on it
the red ones are spicy
the red ones are spicy
then it’s just awkward
then it’s just awkward
bad timing
bad timing
he’s got a lawn to mow
he’s got a lawn to mow
like this?
like this?
the perfect match
the perfect match
1st date idea
1st date idea
everyone knows alligators love bagels
everyone knows alligators love bagels
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
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Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…