Chris Christie lately.

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

royale burrito with cheese

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

the more you drink, the more political you get

bring back the cats!

this is my emotional support steak

jurassic park holiday special

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

the power of positive affirmations

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

this is how i became the fun uncle

may the comedic force be with you