turns out the problem was me the whole time

What an eggcelent problem to have

What an eggcelent problem to have

Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.

Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.

When Susan retires to a life full of sass.

When Susan retires to a life full of sass.

Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo

Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo

Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan

Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan

Parents these days..

Parents these days..

Bless you

When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors

When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors

Rememed for extra functionality.

Rememed for extra functionality.

I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying

I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying

The Silence of the Clarinets

The Silence of the Clarinets

This is so out of character for you, kitty.

This is so out of character for you, kitty.

No parades for just being a rational human

No parades for just being a rational human

With time comes change.

With time comes change.

Before his time

Before his time