1099 puppers reporting for duty.

1099 puppers reporting for duty.

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Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I could read here.

I could read here.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

Sorry, bro…

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Married life.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…