avoid it like a mask

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

just one?

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

This is a brilliant grandpa move

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

write the next line of this story

When you gotta go, you gotta go

24 then and now

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist