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Rare footage of me waiting for my takeaway to be delivered

Rare footage of me waiting for my takeaway to be delivered
Swimmers at a Las Vegas hotel watch a mushroom cloud from an atomic test 75 miles away, 1953
Swimmers at a Las Vegas hotel watch a mushroom cloud from an atomic test 75 miles away, 1953
Doot doot
Doot doot
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Damn nature. That’s pretty cool.
Damn nature. That’s pretty cool.
Solar system according to flat earthers
Solar system according to flat earthers
The day has come
The day has come
Your offering pleases me tiny human
Your offering pleases me tiny human
MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
Dad jokes are evolving
Dad jokes are evolving
Couldn’t possibly be anything worse? No? Ok.
Couldn’t possibly be anything worse? No? Ok.
It’s true.
It’s true.
The Nigerian prince was real
The Nigerian prince was real
Animatronic parasite from Pacific Rim
Animatronic parasite from Pacific Rim
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the victim
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the victim
Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/
Skypin’ my gurl with bad WIFI :/
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Pacman+FTW%21
Pacman FTW!
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Clumsy+Adam%26%238230%3B
Clumsy Adam…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’