yes, get your own socks

On Earth…

It’s real.

Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems, early 2000s

Lego now makes flexible pieces.

North Korea purchases more storage to expand their internet.

Then why did you send it to me?

I can do better…

The University of Chicago wrote a letter to their incoming freshman saying that the school doesn’t support "trigger warnings" or "safe spaces"

2001-2003 LARP Champions

Always proofread before sending…

Works every time.

a cautionary tale

Are you gay?

Puppies

Gary. This is why your wife left you