I can’t afford to see people today

From a number to a family member

I’d rather learn a whole new language

The only obsession I’m actually okay with

Finally, a scientifically accurate feline chart

One dramatic sigh away from an Oscar

10/10 would join this peaceful protest

My therapist is officially replaced by taffy

Justice is blind, but her retainer isn’t

Circling back to hit you with facts

Who needs a hug when you have Peeps?

If it’s not 4XL, I don’t want it

Do or McDo

Grey’s Anatomy will outlive the Sun itself

If I’m going, I’m going out confused

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