I am just a simple creature looking for a second-hand cardigan

“Yeah, come try it, human”

Long live the hideous orange king of the horizon

floating in an anxious void

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chrismtas in june

“May his order of attention be super-sized and filled to the absolute brim”

“please respond”

Mosquito-Catching Holiday Bonus

“You saw nothing”

taste smelly

This is what the afterlife looks like

“He feeds us, but I make the rules”

twelve years old forever

Measure twice, cut once

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