rodneys living in 2D

you’re welcome

candy corn out, candy cane in

pistachio supremacy

the real baddies know

starting to get suspicious…

what you did is try to spike my blood sugars

landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge

death by a million cuts

avoiding “the talk” at all costs

[redacted] [redacted] for my [redacted]

and they come plated loosely on a wood board

new skin unlocked

togna bologna

just like mama

is+that+a+napkin+on+her+head%3F
is that a napkin on her head?
this+took+a+dark+turn
this took a dark turn
I%26%238217%3Bm+just+gonna+use+the+elevator
I’m just gonna use the elevator
i%26%238217%3Bm+in%21
i’m in!
Join the conversation
you+can+if+they%26%238217%3Bre+toxic
you can if they’re toxic
a+real+stale+baguette
a real stale baguette
just+look+around
just look around
new+doctor%2C+please
new doctor, please
looks+like+he+could+fit+a+few+more+in+there
looks like he could fit a few more in there
never+trust+a+man+with+a+sweet+baby+rays+book+stop
never trust a man with a sweet baby rays book stop
she+who+denied+it+definitely+supplied+it
she who denied it definitely supplied it
don%26%238217%3Bt+try+it
don’t try it