big-boned

The only bird that comes with a membership

My VCR doesn’t care about my password sharing

shell time!

I don’t tan, I just reflect the sun

So, who started?

If I fits, I social distances

just resting my eyes during the boring parts

Chaotic Neutral

I chose you, Anxiety!

so this is what dentists mean when they say “open wide”

McHoney

I relate to the one in the bottom right specifically

Aggressively hydrated

Why go to therapy when you can dig a hole?

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