Unidentified Fiber Object

root-mates

leaf it to him

cuddle swarm

abra-cardi-bra

sharp as a dad’s wit

the fox and the faux

feeding frenzy, Florida style

delivery by X marks the spot

self-control

quiet, but fierce

ice-cold revenge

concrete cat-astrophe

world tour de nuggets

Introvert’s Plot Twist

Bury+My+Heart+At+Wounded+Knee
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
The+Donald+and+his+crew+will+take+care+of+the+imposter%26%238230%3B
The Donald and his crew will take care of the imposter…
A+squirrel+named+Karen.
A squirrel named Karen.
Tell+Daphne+to+run+a+%23199+on+a+possible+Doolittle%26%238230%3B
Tell Daphne to run a #199 on a possible Doolittle…
Join the conversation
Your+blood+is+currently+in+use.
Your blood is currently in use.
OHHHH+the+farmer+and+the+cowman+should+be+friends%26%238230%3B
OHHHH the farmer and the cowman should be friends…
huhyuck.
huhyuck.
Can+you+smell%2C+the+love+tonight%3F
Can you smell, the love tonight?
DOGE%21+DO+THE+PROTEC%21+%26%238211%3B+Squirrel%2C+probably.
DOGE! DO THE PROTEC! – Squirrel, probably.
Y%26%238217%3Ball+need+some+more+miniature+calzones%3F
Y’all need some more miniature calzones?
Bored+Billionaire+Bezos
Bored Billionaire Bezos
Blue+Whales%26%238230%3B+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+trust+%26%238217%3Bem.
Blue Whales… I don’t trust ’em.