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10/10 dad joke

who’s on ellen today?
who’s on ellen today?
double bacon cheeseburger
double bacon cheeseburger
He’ll do it in the morning
He’ll do it in the morning
the perks of being a parent
the perks of being a parent
good for the arches
good for the arches
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts
and now neither can I
and now neither can I
What part of the chicken is the ring?
What part of the chicken is the ring?
It’s the cowch or me
It’s the cowch or me
he’s not wrong though
he’s not wrong though
whoopsie doodle
whoopsie doodle
How i won my first grammy
How i won my first grammy
but do they have toes?
but do they have toes?
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
100 is too long to wait
100 is too long to wait
devour+first.+taste+later.
devour first. taste later.
Words.
Words.
A+Animal%26%238217%3Bs+perspective.
A Animal’s perspective.
Dog+is+love.
Dog is love.
Join the conversation
lawyer.exe+has+encountered+an+error%26%238230%3B
lawyer.exe has encountered an error…
Muh+king.
Muh king.
The+Captain+and+Spock+catching+up+on+some+light+reading%26%238230%3B
The Captain and Spock catching up on some light reading…
Dogs+in+cars+getting+coffee.
Dogs in cars getting coffee.
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy%2C+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy, it just might work…
Residents+respond+to+call+for+blood+in+El+Paso.
Residents respond to call for blood in El Paso.
Pivot
Pivot
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+to+be+any+where%2C+after+all.
I don’t need to be any where, after all.