10/10 dad joke

i could take a bear

i could take a bear

just hang in there

just hang in there

shoulda just gone home after 2

shoulda just gone home after 2

sony did it better

sony did it better

metrognomes

that’s what friends are for

that’s what friends are for

you just made it weird

you just made it weird

punctuation matters

punctuation matters

they quietly brood in a booth together

they quietly brood in a booth together

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

if you know, you know

if you know, you know

brother? what have they done to you?

brother? what have they done to you?

a common mistake

a common mistake

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

it makes sense if you don’t think about it

it makes sense if you don’t think about it