Poetry and prose have been big parts of many cultures for a very, very long time. Some poets are well known worldwide, and some are known by three people and read their poems at your local bookstore to an audience of one (you got this, Greg!). Some poems are deep and full of melancholy, and then there are these poems: funny, generally useless, and devoid of meaning. So enjoy wasting your time with these poems that will probably never be praised as prominent literary works!