I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose

Here’s a wild story that’s been making the rounds on the internet this week. Beyond Meat COO Doug Ramsey reportedly bit another man’s during a road rage incident, chomping down so hard he tore flesh. This is after punching through the victim’s rear window because they… bumped tires leaving a crowded parking lot? The jokes for this one write themselves, and the internet was quick to meme this unflattering incident. Here’s the best of the best, grilled to medium rare perfection!