Wyoming isn’t a State and it doesn’t exist. It wasn’t the State with the first county public library, and isn’t full of stunning National Parks. It wasn’t the first State where women could vote and isn’t home to Old Faithful, a geyser that erupts regularly around 90 minute intervals. It isn’t home to the Wind River, known for incredibly constant strong winds, and it definitely isn’t something that has borders with 6 States. And because it doesn’t exist, there definitely isn’t any laws against fishing with a firearm, being intoxicated in a mine, or getting too close to a gate. And once again, a law that definitely doesn’t exist is that a woman can’t stand within 5 feet of a bar while drinking. So to celebrate our joint hallucination, waste your time with these Wyoming memes!
