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Haiku by a Robot

Haiku by a Robot
Kids jumping at a pile of mattresses, circa 1977.
Kids jumping at a pile of mattresses, circa 1977.
It is a fair question.
It is a fair question.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
News flash, politicians have arterial motives…
News flash, politicians have arterial motives…
Just nuclear winter problems…
Just nuclear winter problems…
Richie is the right gato for the trabajo.
Richie is the right gato for the trabajo.
Накорми класс …
Накорми класс …
Save the gorilla’s*
Save the gorilla’s*
Never actually pay for a duck.
Never actually pay for a duck.
Here we go in to the void.
Here we go in to the void.
Won’t you sue my neighbor?
Won’t you sue my neighbor?
Oh yeah that makes sense.
Oh yeah that makes sense.
Science for good.
Science for good.
Heh. heh heheheh…
Heh. heh heheheh…
Teach your children well.
Teach your children well.
Perfect+dad+joke+execution
Perfect dad joke execution
Protecting+Their+People
Protecting Their People
Why+you+should+appreciate+your+life
Why you should appreciate your life
New+Bad+Words+We+Should+Consider
New Bad Words We Should Consider
Join the conversation
Dogs+face+in+the+car+wash
Dogs face in the car wash
Time+travelers+convention
Time travelers convention
The+Youtube+Comment+Nailed+It
The Youtube Comment Nailed It
Awesome+Uses+For+Everyday+Items
Awesome Uses For Everyday Items
Just+What+I+Need
Just What I Need
Movies+Can+Be+So+Unrealistic
Movies Can Be So Unrealistic
As+a+German%2C+I+Think+This+Is+a+Good+Description
As a German, I Think This Is a Good Description
Now+you%26%238217%3Bre+playing+with+portals
Now you’re playing with portals