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Romantic gestures

Romantic gestures
well this is awkward
well this is awkward
but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you
but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you
a romantic poem
a romantic poem
yes, get your own socks
yes, get your own socks
I want to be explosively clean
I want to be explosively clean
i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did
i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did
for when one bottle just isn’t enough
for when one bottle just isn’t enough
just buy oreos, they never let you down
just buy oreos, they never let you down
always doing something wrong, just not sure what
always doing something wrong, just not sure what
what’s your favorite victorian slang?
what’s your favorite victorian slang?
the calm before the bloodbath
the calm before the bloodbath
stabby the kitten
stabby the kitten
not one single set of legos
not one single set of legos
a legend not based in reality
a legend not based in reality
i am one with the raccoons mother
i am one with the raccoons mother
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+teats+collide.
This is what it’s like when teats collide.
I%26%238217%3Bll+take+ten%2C+thanks.
I’ll take ten, thanks.
I+need+your+skin%26%238230%3B+for+the+sciences.
I need your skin… for the sciences.
Home.
Home.
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That%26%238217%3Bll+do.
That’ll do.
Tracy+gonna+get+a+snack.
Tracy gonna get a snack.
Octopie+are+not+pets.
Octopie are not pets.
Porcupine+out+for+a+jaunt.
Porcupine out for a jaunt.
Written+in+stone%5Bs%5D
Written in stone[s]
And+I+rode+through+the+desert+on+a+bear+with+no+arms.
And I rode through the desert on a bear with no arms.
What+a+neat+perspective.
What a neat perspective.
Just+say+no+to+pipe-weed
Just say no to pipe-weed