What are those night birds that wizards have?

I have and eidetic memory.

When you thought you was gettin knighted but tha queen be like:

Honest slogan.

Words.

A law teacher, a neighbor and a fence

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Ron Swanson.

Satan giveth and Satan taketh away.

Shark week is just around the corner.

Sleep sweet, pup.

This looks like a win-win situation to me.

The saddest goodbye

How will Sheldon die?

In the calzone zone.

The anatomy of a kiwi.