Bruce Lee vs Iron man

it has stories to tell

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

he had too many balls in the air

i live at the zoo now

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

there’s no way a home made this soup

avoiding people in public is exhausting

purr-fect

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

ode de febreeze

mephisto signing off off of zoom

live laugh lobotomy

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep