Elsa’s are jerks

Elsa's are jerks

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

My new jogging pants

My new jogging pants

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

omg! it looks so happy!

omg! it looks so happy!

Employee of the month multiple times

Employee of the month multiple times

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

So realistic

obviously yes

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit