Feeling Lucky?

Here’s a guy who has it all figured out

Here's a guy who has it all figured out
You will never know.
You will never know.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Use your teeth!
Use your teeth!
I never told you where I live…
I never told you where I live…
Beat up a street mime.
Beat up a street mime.
Words.
Words.
I CHOOSE YOU!
I CHOOSE YOU!
I see what you did there…
I see what you did there…
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
Men.
Men.
Scumbag cat.
Scumbag cat.
US budget explained.
US budget explained.
How do you play?
How do you play?
You’re very handsome…
You’re very handsome…
Imaginary friends!
Imaginary friends!
50+percent+of+marriages+end+in+divorce
50 percent of marriages end in divorce
Let+it+goat%21
Let it goat!
Two+candles
Two candles
Talking+to+my+friends+about+metal
Talking to my friends about metal
Join the conversation
The+best+things+in+life
The best things in life
Fireplace+made+from+a+Soviet+naval+mine
Fireplace made from a Soviet naval mine
The+class+system
The class system
And+now+you+know
And now you know
The+justice+system+is+not+perfect.
The justice system is not perfect.
Was+trying+to+land+my+quadcopter+on+my+dad%26%238217%3Bs+head
Was trying to land my quadcopter on my dad’s head
Gay+Phistor%3F
Gay Phistor?
I+FITS%21
I FITS!