How in love with Hermione are you?

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

oh no is an understatement

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?