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When the dad jokes start immediately.

When the dad jokes start immediately.
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Really crisped this place up.
Really crisped this place up.
Listen here, Dick…
Listen here, Dick…
When you’re a star they let you do it…
When you’re a star they let you do it…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Some say he’s still holding on to this day…
Practice safe squirreling…
Practice safe squirreling…
You have no pasta here…
You have no pasta here…
I can’t interpret this beyond a desire for more malk…
I can’t interpret this beyond a desire for more malk…
Perspective is everything.
Perspective is everything.
I’m something of a hackerman…
I’m something of a hackerman…
Release the loot!
Release the loot!
I CHOOSE YOUUUU
I CHOOSE YOUUUU
Hacker womans in distress…
Hacker womans in distress…
Aaaaaannd that’s quite enough of that.
Aaaaaannd that’s quite enough of that.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Walmart is about sick of your shite, Sabrina.
Periods, right? …can I get an amen?
Periods, right? …can I get an amen?
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Flight%2C+then+fight.
Flight, then fight.
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
Join the conversation
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
%26%238216%3BDick+the+halls+with+balls+and+holly%26%238230%3B%26%238217%3B
‘Dick the halls with balls and holly…’
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
Human+-%3E+Dog+-%3E+Horse+-%3E+Flamingo
Human -> Dog -> Horse -> Flamingo