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My phone sucks.

My phone sucks.
Proof Batman is the best superhero
Proof Batman is the best superhero
Autumn in my city.
Autumn in my city.
She looks like a treefrog.
She looks like a treefrog.
How long is it?
How long is it?
Birthdays ain’t what they used to be…
Birthdays ain’t what they used to be…
Penguins are adorable.
Penguins are adorable.
Life hack.
Life hack.
The Art of Stacking Wood
The Art of Stacking Wood
Rock concert audience evolution.
Rock concert audience evolution.
Banksy is profound.
Banksy is profound.
How’s your love life?
How’s your love life?
Dang! I forgot my phone!
Dang! I forgot my phone!
I love you more than coffee.
I love you more than coffee.
This will be happening all winter…
This will be happening all winter…
Surprise Lightsaber!
Surprise Lightsaber!
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…