Feeling Lucky?

I wish to control probability.

I wish to control probability.
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
Why did the Civil War have to happen?
It’s Depp.
It’s Depp.
Pikahontas.
Pikahontas.
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Dear Humans.
Dear Humans.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
Release the Kraker!
Release the Kraker!
Turtles are bad at eating.
Turtles are bad at eating.
The world scares me sometimes.
The world scares me sometimes.
If Obama was your Boyfriend.
If Obama was your Boyfriend.
I would save so much money…
I would save so much money…
Velociraptor hair stylist.
Velociraptor hair stylist.
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
The Starbucks Secret Menu.
Over attached cat.
Over attached cat.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You