Fitness is for winners.

I can’t wait to tell my friends

hello fellow kids…

Australia seems dangerous.

Broke parenting life hack

Looks have an expiration date.

When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.

Cutting down this tree

The salad is room temp.

A business card for kids who are allowed to go places by themselves

They better not lose it

Real deals only

Make it so

I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.

An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.

Stick the landing.