Sometimes I just need a contraption like this

a christmas story elf

Constitution memes because growing up on schoolhouse rock wasn’t enough

muppet christmas carol memes and tweets to celebrate 30 years of the best dickens’ adaptation

you give me pupperflies

the grinch can’t steal christmas from prison

the struggle is real

can’t believe we expose our kids to lego violence like this

how to help ease your dog’s separation anxiety

it’s all about the secret chord

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife?

this is funnier then it has any right to be

drunk taco bell is worth every penny and you can’t convince drunk me otherwise

he didn’t know what to do after his pickup line worked

let me check my sundial

this is the kind of notebook i mean