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the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

toast and butter is an everyday phase

even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life

who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!

you cicada be kidding me!

there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

you’re not fooling anyone nasa!

this is how many sides a circle has

It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility