Darwin’s Dirty Little Secret

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

royale burrito with cheese

algebra is like onion pie

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

jurassic park holiday special

the more you drink, the more political you get

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is my emotional support steak

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

bring back the cats!

may the comedic force be with you