What’s the deal with belly buttons, anyway?

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

reason #1 is pretty obvious

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

the insurance mafia

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

this description is way too accurate

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

keep laughing see what happens

you’ve got time

world cup memes because the real world war starts on Saturday!

inflatable baby prison