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Such angry elves

Such angry elves
comedy /gold/
comedy /gold/
pressing matters
pressing matters
con-textual failure
con-textual failure
(animated) creatures of habit
(animated) creatures of habit
fortune in the future
fortune in the future
feeling cool
feeling cool
making you blackout
making you blackout
dealing with mistakes
dealing with mistakes
the claw-osseum
the claw-osseum
a chip-per lad
a chip-per lad
whack-ipedia
whack-ipedia
finally, a believable conspiracy
finally, a believable conspiracy
making momma proud
making momma proud
systems shock
systems shock
frightened from focus
frightened from focus
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Join the conversation
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.