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How to woo a lady

How to woo a lady
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Please do.
Please do.
Yeeesss!
Yeeesss!
Seuss Army Knife.
Seuss Army Knife.
This means war…
This means war…
Words.
Words.
Nice try, math…
Nice try, math…
Who said it? Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns?
Who said it? Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns?
What is your Batman name???
What is your Batman name???
The evolution of rap.
The evolution of rap.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
You underestimate my power.
You underestimate my power.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Words.
Words.
This could be fun…
This could be fun…
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
left+swipe
left swipe
Join the conversation
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?