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Choosing between world peace or being the Avatar

Choosing between world peace or being the Avatar
Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked
Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked
A hand’s breadth from becoming unwound
A hand’s breadth from becoming unwound
Yet another unrealistic standard of beauty
Yet another unrealistic standard of beauty
This would be an amazing feature
This would be an amazing feature
Life after Death?
Life after Death?
Good Tip
Good Tip
I do this on the regular.
I do this on the regular.
Juno reaches Jupiter today
Juno reaches Jupiter today
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
The only logical thing to do when you’ve been caught picking your nose on national TV…
The only logical thing to do when you’ve been caught picking your nose on national TV…
I got a letter from my parents. I think they’re trying to tell me something…
I got a letter from my parents. I think they’re trying to tell me something…
I was born in 1981, but turned 55 in 1992.
I was born in 1981, but turned 55 in 1992.
Spongebob is about communism
Spongebob is about communism
My kids…
My kids…
Salary negotiating tips for women
Salary negotiating tips for women
Works+every+time.
Works every time.
The+neighbors+cat+stopped+by+on+Saturday+morning%26%238230%3B
The neighbors cat stopped by on Saturday morning…
One+day+on+Mercury.
One day on Mercury.
If+you+want+a+girlfriend.
If you want a girlfriend.
Join the conversation
Louis+C.K.+summarizes+conquest+of+Americas.
Louis C.K. summarizes conquest of Americas.
God%2C+send+us+someone+to+cure+aids.
God, send us someone to cure aids.
Doggie+heaven.
Doggie heaven.
How+about+that%26%238230%3B
How about that…
I+wish+I+were+a+unicorn.
I wish I were a unicorn.
Good+morning%21
Good morning!
Goat+Parkour.
Goat Parkour.
Now+you+understand.
Now you understand.