*blink* *blink* *twitch*

this is really cool

it’s what’s under the hood that counts

how to get kicked out of every local gym

trying on pants at old navy

she was talking to the dog

where is this free dirt you speak of?

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

in the real world your dog can call you

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

become ungovernable

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

ancient multi-tasking

an oddly believable scenario

she only has herself to blame

your pleas mean nothing in this situation