How’s my time?

just passing through

so warm and cozy

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

do you even lift, nerd girl?

baby faced swamp witch

political pokemon

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

i can never show my face in public again