Sounds good!

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

work day lunch break hack

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

oh no is an understatement