But first, let me take a selfie.

But first, let me take a selfie.

Stop… pooping.

Stop… pooping.

I would watch this on Broadway.

I would watch this on Broadway.

Your time starts… now!

Your time starts… now!

Shrek is bling.

Shrek is bling.

Nail Hacks

NASA’s Perseverance takes first photAT AT!

NASA’s Perseverance takes first photAT AT!

Where Blockbuster signs go to die.

Where Blockbuster signs go to die.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Bird beaks in their natural environment, if you please.

Beware the Crocheted Saturn

Beware the Crocheted Saturn

You are constantly a catamount snack.

You are constantly a catamount snack.

Clap for humanity.

Clap for humanity.

The pig couch even smells of bacon, naturally.

The pig couch even smells of bacon, naturally.

I would watch that reboot.

I would watch that reboot.

Get up on dat arse.

Get up on dat arse.

Decent litter box reading.

Decent litter box reading.