But first, let me take a selfie.

But first, let me take a selfie.

per my last shot

per my last shot

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

stepping out of your dietary comfort zone

get it, goofy!

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

brain is broken

brain is broken

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

don’t drink milk and drive

don’t drink milk and drive

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

a useless card

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too